Topic: my 3 bar is in the shop right now but it shud b

Author: supergifted1 Original Message Posted: May 26 2009 8:05PM

ready by this friday.


Author: ButHeDoesntLookAsian Reply #1 Posted: May 27 2009 3:30AM

"Those who have provoked us will face unimaginable merciless punishment," the statement on the official Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) said, blaming Washington and Seoul for the latest turn of events.

Wait a minute. I wonder if Dave and Robbie get this same guy to write their foosball postings? Just a thought...


Author: Red Pepper Reply #2 Posted: May 27 2009 11:44AM

Here's a post from Robbie from April 25,2004...

"hiu doubledipped the foosvampire . Not bad for a beginner. My 3bar started working after the tourny was over. "

That's at least 4 years of a 3 bar that's as consistent as Pauls non compos mentis.

If anyone can find an older thread about Robbies splendid 3, I will be your friend. It's time to wrap robbie!


Author: supergifted1 Reply #3 Posted: May 27 2009 4:20PM

i guess a 1st place finish this friday's tourny shud squash any ongoing nonsense about wrapping. see u all friday


Author: van_can_foos Reply #4 Posted: May 28 2009 12:37AM

SORRY LONG POST…

Jeff,

You got me.

I just spent an embarrassingly long time combing through some old emails. VFTalk Nov 2001 to Dec 2002 right before we switched to Saskfoos.

Lotsa good discussions and cutting banter back then - it being private emails and all:

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FIRST CLIP (Advice)
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From: Richard Tench
Subject: [foos] What Would You Change About Richard's Game?

I'm off to Austin next month, and am looking for ways to improve my game.
Not too many ways, mind you - I don't want to totally deconstruct my game
and not be able to reassemble it in time....

If I could only change ONE aspect of my game to make it better, what would
it be? (If someone else already posted the one you would change, pick
another aspect!)

Any help would be greatly appreciated!

From: Robert Shin
Date: Tue, 28 May 2002

First of all I would take a bucket of loonies and ask Rob Shin if he would
bless you with some matches. Legend has it that his foosball style has been
known to make grown men cry like little girls that scraped their knees when
they fell off their tricycles. Once you have learned to beat him
consitently, you will be ready to play him and Mitch in some money matches.
This will not only put hair on your chest,under your armpits and acne on
your face, it will also deepen your voice. Don't let Rob's raw , animalistic
foosball style intimidate you. His confidence is often confused with
arrogance, but believe me he is very aproachable and mellow. Don't let his
ferocious executionary style of flawless play intimidate you, after all he
is human just like me and you. Enough about me, let's talk about you. What
do you think about me?. Where was I , oh yeah, advice on how to improve your
game. Your game In all honesty, is actually pretty good. All you need is a
nice rollover to compliment your slow push kick.

From: Tim Dudra
If you, or anyone, want to win more, take up Golf. In golf you only have to
beat yourself and you're already carrying a bag of clubs.

From: Roger Martin
Tim can be your caddie......baggage carrying baggage......someone should make that a poster :)


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SECOND CLIP (The More Things Change…)
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From: Robert Shin
Date: Fri, 18 Oct 2002
Subject: [foos] How do these points work?

Dear foosball council, In the last three tournaments, I have placed 1st,3rd,and3rd.When I went to the website to check my stats , not that I'm complaining or anything like that , it said that I'm now minus 100 or more points.Imagine my horror. what kind of system desecrates the gifted and glorifies the mediocre?This blasphemy has offended the Shaolin Temple and the monks will begin their hunger strike until justice is restored.

From: Tim Dudra
Rob:
The point system, unlike the tournament itself, does an excellent job of recognizing inability. Therefore, despite your victories, your points have fallen as they should.

From: Troy Sobotka
First, third, and third would only count if you last sixty-eight efforts were not last, last, last, last, last, last, last, etc.
I am sure you get the picture. Love you Robbie…

From: Robert Shin
As long as the calculations are correct and consistent, I'll be happy, cause the cream always rises to the top while the scum ,which weighs about the same as a turd will surley sink to the bottom of the barrel.

From: Tim Dudra
Surley sink? Is this a sort of difficult, disagreeable kind of sink? Why would anyone install such a sink? When did sinks get personalities? I know my sink has a personality but I generally don't mention it in public in case people think I am insane.

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END
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Author: dfnder Reply #5 Posted: May 28 2009 2:25AM


ROTFL that was a nice blast from the past :) I had remembered reading Robbies post but the rest are real gems as well :)


Author: ButHeDoesntLookAsian Reply #6 Posted: May 28 2009 6:25AM

I warned you guys...

"Those who have provoked us will face unimaginable merciless punishment,"

OK Robbie, time to point the Hyundai made ICBMs at them!

If the nuclear warheads are not fully operational, some extra hot kimchee in the nosecone should do the trick!


Author: Red Pepper Reply #7 Posted: May 28 2009 11:00AM

Some of these classic Robbyisms are still in use today. The cream rises to the top...


Author: supergifted1 Reply #8 Posted: May 28 2009 12:50PM

i see a foosball sitcom in the works!,lol


Author: The Next One. Reply #9 Posted: May 28 2009 1:55PM

what does rotfl mean?

I hear your putting in new tables for us Pete. If so thankyou kindly


Author: Superfly Reply #10 Posted: May 28 2009 3:12PM

Kinda means this ...


Author: Robert G Reply #11 Posted: May 29 2009 3:18AM

those are great Robbyisms
Earl where is the old VFTalk
is it stored some where or just your old Emails?
rotfl
Rolling
On
The
Floor
Laughing


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