| Topic: Christian's Internet is Fixed |
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Well now that the results have been coming in a little better my internet has coincidentally been fixed and I can once again keep my fans updated on their favorite player. It's been a good past few weeks as Christian has been able to take first place in the last 3 weekly events he has attended. Once Will gets the last few brackets entered my fans will see that the tournament winning percentage now sits at 52% (13/25). Interesting fact #1: Christian has placed in the top 2 in 14 of 25 tournaments with 13 wins and ONE second place finish. Trivia Question #1: Who was the only team in modern history to beat Christian in a final? Interesting Fact #2: Christian is closing in on Roger for the #1 open hand push shot in the world. Forward shootout challenge coming soon. Interesting Fact #3: 2-bar dead man push shot is in development. Stay tuned for progress. Interesting Fact #4: Christian can still not execute or defend against a push-kick or any variation thereof. Pro Tip #1: Defense wins championships. Pro Tip #2: Watch Eric Dunn's 5 fundamentals of foosball on youtube. Help Wanted: Christian is still in need of 5-bar defense and better game management i.e. less hacks, more time outs etc.. If you can aid or assist in any way please feel free. Better get your popcorn ready!!!!! GO BRONCOS!!!!! P.S. Someone else needs to do one of these arrogant cocky self examinations lol Tune in next week..........Unless I lose in which case I have a feeling Shaw will be doing internet maintenance. |
Posted: Oct 21 2009 1:20AM
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interesting fact #5 of the 20 views so far, 19 are by Christians mom. squeeze shot ftw! :P |
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Hey my mom sez I'm cool. SQUEEZE SHOT!!!!!! GOAL!!!! SQUEEZE SHOT (broken man) |
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Hey Christian - do you have the chart from the other time you won? I need it to enter results. Also last nights chart is invalid for a reason I can't discuss here. Your winning percentage is still below 50... Sorry |
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YOU have the chart from the other time I won...........u better..........or else |
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Lol |
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