Topic: So now that hockey season is just about over...

Author: ButHeDoesntLookAsian Original Message Posted: May 8 2010 1:16AM

Ok, so now you guys can focus more on foosball?

Well, at least we all got to learn how to spell Byfuglien and Toews!!!

Maybe if the Canucks had more guys with last names that don't sound how they are spelled we would do better?

I think we should change the spelling of some Vancouver foosers names to:

Robbie Shygien
Toewan PhFugan
Tim Dyugdra
Fugred Goewer
Jyfugff Allen

Any others?




Author: ButHeDoesntLookAsian Reply #1 Posted: May 9 2010 1:31AM

I told Dave the Sharks would beat the Wings, and Hawks would beat my beloved Canucks. He told me the exact opposite and told me I obviously was not watching enough hockey to know any better.

I should have bet him some money.

Oh well, if the Canucks can win even one more game though at least I will win a triple O off him. I bet him the 'Nucks would win more playoff games than the Wings this year.

Do you think he will mention Yzerman when he replies?

BTW Dave With a spelling like that why wasn't Stevie a Black Hawk?

Oh yeah, when Franzen said the Wings would make history when they were down 3-0 do you think he really meant to say,"will soon be history"?

Just wondering???

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And another thing, any more epiphanies Johnny? I think you can get an ointment for that...




Author: Aged Whine & Cheese Reply #2 Posted: May 9 2010 6:35PM

I think History is a prostitute in San Jose. That's why they needed to win one more game and take the series back to California so that they could make History.

By Fredrock's logic, shouldn't Satan play for Chicago too?


Author: Aged Whine & Cheese Reply #3 Posted: May 9 2010 6:41PM

As for the Sucks winning more playoff games than Detroit, Fredrock may win out here. My theory is that, in the interest of injuring as many bandwagon jumpers as they can, the Sucks will rally from 3-1 down. They will tie the series at 3-3. The Sucks will take a 2 goal lead early in the seventh game and then sit back and let Chicago come at them for the next 45 minutes. They will eventually surrender the tying goal halfway through the third and surrender the game winning goal with about 3 minutes left.

Further to that prediction, The Vig (who should have been fired last year after game 4 vs. Chicago), will claim that he never asked them to go into a defensive shell and that the players did it against his wishes.


Author: Aged Whine & Cheese Reply #4 Posted: May 9 2010 6:44PM

And, to show that Monty Python predicted the Chicago Black Hawks many years ago, I remind everyone of Raymond Luxury Yacht. http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/raymond.htm

Interviewer: Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of Britain's leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury Yacht.

Raymond: That's not my name.

Interviewer: I'm sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach-t.

Raymond: No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.



Author: ButHeDoesntLookAsian Reply #5 Posted: May 9 2010 8:56PM

Dave,

That'll be a double double with fries and a coke. Plus of course a piece of boysenberry pie with ice cream. Hmmmnnnn. I can taste it already.

That is unless of course they have any Throatwobbler Mangrove on the menu.

Fred

PS Other players for the list:
Tomas Kopecky
Niklas Hjalmarsson

Soon to trade for:
Keith Tkachuk
Nicolai Khabibulin
Branko Radivojevič
Shaone Morrisonn
Evgeny Artyukhin
Paul Szczechura
Mike Krzyzewski
Peter Sidorkiewicz






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