Topic: The Freddy Classic

Author: ButHeDoesntLookAsian Original Message Posted: Oct 18 2010 10:30PM

(I better not hijack the one ball thread anymore)

The Freddy Classic
December 19th

Winning prize to coolest shirt! No repeats Johnny boy. New shirts only...
Super ugly, super cool, super whatever so long as it is judged to be super cool!!!! Johnny's Bruce Lee shirt last year was a classic but this is a new year.

Winning prize to top team - aka "Fred and partner"? Just kidding...

Other prizes as well.

Pro/Am Designated DYP doubles format if I get a say.

Oldtimers drink special - Geritol & Red Bull
Richard, Gerry, Pete, Tim, and Mitch and other greybeards like me, are you going to make it? Even Earl's wife is letting him out for the night...

Since no one can beat Fred at posting trash you may as well come and beat him at foosball!!!!

Who is in? Anyone able to let non forum guys know like Mitch, Richard etc.?




Author: supergifted1 Reply #1 Posted: Oct 19 2010 12:12AM

my new 3bar should be ready by then so I'll be there.


Author: ButHeDoesntLookAsian Reply #2 Posted: Oct 19 2010 1:40AM

Robbie's new 3 bar!

Make sure you keep the receipt so you can return it for another one on boxing day at half the price...




Author: ButHeDoesntLookAsian Reply #3 Posted: Oct 20 2010 8:48PM

Wow, underwhelming response...

Ha ha!

Same as last year (no response) so I only bring a few small prizes and then a whole bunch of people show up last minute. Sheesh!!!

So I will try again. Who will be trying to make it so I can guess how many prizes to bring? Tim, I can't even bait you into a little trashy talking these days? I must be slipping.

Flyboy, Nelson, Raven and others, you coming? Jeff, Craig, Moya u in? Someone going to let Slow know?

Dave, you going to quit making love to your new iPhone long enough to post something witty here? Actually the witty part is optional, just ask Tim...

Newer players u in?

There could be some Lady Gaga playing cards, powderized reindeer penis, knockoff Mao watches and other INCREDIBLE Chinese prizes this year...

Prizes so TACKY they are cool... Plus a Canucks jersey. Who knows, maybe they will even start winning some games?


Author: ButHeDoesntLookAsian Reply #4 Posted: Oct 20 2010 10:19PM

For the one ball tourny, I have seen 40th anniversary Hendrik, Daniel, Luongo and Tambellini knockoff jerseys available in China online.

No, I don't know why Tambellini but they gave him #10 and are calling it a "Bure" jersey even though it is this years jersey and says Tambellini on the back...

One of the links is here:
http://item.taobao.com/item.htm?id=7628085919

If don't hear back I will go with one of the twins. In size large.

Earl, Dave, Buehler? Anyone?



Author: Aged Whine & Cheese Reply #5 Posted: Oct 21 2010 1:30AM

Fredrock, don't you know that Bure is spelled Tambellini in pin yin?


Author: Aged Whine & Cheese Reply #6 Posted: Oct 21 2010 1:31AM

And as for the underwhelming response, if you show your sorry ass I'll try my best to get my sorrier ass out to the tourney. Although the wife may have other plans.


Author: Red Pepper Reply #7 Posted: Oct 21 2010 12:00PM

I'll probably go, I still have my deck of cards from the last one.


Author: van_can_foos Reply #8 Posted: Oct 21 2010 12:48PM

I’ll be there Fred.

Regarding the Canucks jersey: My suggestion of a Salo jersey specifically for the '1-ball' tourny was an attempt at humour, referencing Salo’s rumoured anatomical shortcomings after last year’s Chicago series.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pZoYw3kcKo

That being said any jersey WOULD be cool! But please don't break the bank - I couldn't tell what the prices were from the link you provided.

Looking forward to it, Earl


Author: Aged Whine & Cheese Reply #9 Posted: Oct 21 2010 1:37PM

Earl, don't be dismayed. I caught your Salo reference even though Fredrock seemed to miss the ball on that one. I even chuckled a little despite a so-low attempt at humour.

Maybe Fredrock can find a Lance Armstrong jersey instead - they might be going for half the normal value as well.

Gee, this type of humour is a tough nut to crack but once you get going, it gets a little less painful. Of course, I'm not the expert that Sami would be.



Author: ButHeDoesntLookAsian Reply #10 Posted: Oct 21 2010 8:49PM

Yes, totally missed it No one does low brow like Earl and Tim...

Will try to make up for it with a little song below.

Prices in CHinese RMB so divide by 6.7 to get to U.S. dollars. So about US$15-20 per jersey.

They look good but don't last all that long if machine wash it. Material doesn't breathe that well though. Still beats paying C$150+ for one though.

Hank Sedin has an A not a C on it so the CHinese suppliers obviously didn't get the "Captain memo" from Kurtenbach. Also they have Kessler and Burrows. Probably Daniel is the one I will buy though in say North American size large. After that just some fun gifts. Thoughts?

My lowbrow song:

In the movie Bridge on the River Kwai, the soldiers often whistle a marching song but never sing along to it.

One of the more famous verses went like this:

"Hitler, has only got one ball.
Goering, has two but they are small.
Himmler, has something Simlar [sic]
And poor old Goebbels has no balls at all!"

Hitler did only have one ball which may explain why he was such a POS.
The rest you will need to ask Tim and Earl about...

Hmmmnnnn...
"Armstrong, has only got..."






Author: ButHeDoesntLookAsian Reply #11 Posted: Oct 21 2010 10:38PM

Hmmmnnn, taking the hint here. Not a lot of interest.

So, going to pass on the Freddy classic this year. Thanks to those offering to come out.

Might come down for funzy games here and there while in Van and over to Dave's and Tuans to get schooled.

Be well everyone.

Fred



Author: Table Lag Reply #12 Posted: Oct 21 2010 10:42PM

Hiya Fred. Just saw this! Don't be so quick to cancel. I'll just check my calendar here.... Oh wait, no, sorry. I have to wash my hair that night.


Author: Table Lag Reply #13 Posted: Oct 21 2010 10:43PM

But seriously, it's Sunday and I'm gonna guess I'll be working next day. But I'll most certainly drop by if I know you'll be there.


Author: The Next One. Reply #14 Posted: Oct 22 2010 8:13PM

We could have the Freddy Classic start at 8pm sharp! So Rich could go by 1030


Author: ButHeDoesntLookAsian Reply #15 Posted: Oct 22 2010 8:26PM

How long does it take to be out in two?

Oh wait, maybe he WON'T draw me as a partner...

(Before Tim said it)


Author: The Next One. Reply #16 Posted: Oct 22 2010 9:33PM

Just finished talking to Fred. He says he has a secret shot... Hahaha its soooo funny. A secret shot lmao. But i am curious


Author: dfnder Reply #17 Posted: Oct 22 2010 11:36PM


hehe

There is a midget under the table that gives you a shot in the Goebels


Author: ButHeDoesntLookAsian Reply #18 Posted: Oct 23 2010 5:16AM

Shhh Pete, Harry hasn't agreed to do it yet..


Author: The Next One. Reply #19 Posted: Oct 29 2010 2:31AM

Geez Fred, its a month and a half away... lets start seriously talking when there's like 2 weeks to go. People in Vancouver don't decide what their gonna do till the last minute


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