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Calgary & Edmonton & Vancouver & TSAC
| Topic: Once Upon A Time..................... |
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[Conan the Barbarian theme song plays] starts quiet ends dramatically:)  Once Upon A Time, [the little asian wizard dude who narrated Conan says ....The Next One they called him, decided to go balistic at the local foosball tournament. If you were mean, C.R.E.A.M, and a foosing machine, You could be found at the battle grounds of Solo's. ....Here, you found the greatest foosball players in the whole western tribes. Foosball proffesionals of all ages of men and women especially the foosers of the VandOnucks Tribe, the most feared tribe of all. This day, The stars prophecies of the Next One's.. [wizard man yells to the heavens with arms wide.] ....GREATNESS! [thunder and lightning] ....The Next One entered Solo's accompanied by Horatio, a foosball Jedi, no one actually knows the age of Horatio, and probably never will. These two had many battles over the years, against and, with each other. Through battles they have earned a tremendous amount of respect for one another. [they reach the foosball tables] ....Fisherman Cider, Tom, Joshua, The Pearl, Williamson, Billy the Kid, Light tongue180, Chere, Pinoy Brothers, Bart, Trenches, Ike and Tina, Terrance, Gloves, the Peterborough Petes, Bubbles, The Gay GUY, Spinner, Morla, and Mitch were all there. The Raven even made his way in tonight from far seas away, for the wise old Raven knew, you see, of The Next One's [wizard looks to the heavens again, opens his arms and yells again .....GREATNESS! [images of foosball mastery showcased] [fast foward to after The Next One wins thetournament] ....A lady 5'7" long legs, porn star heels, haven't decided if she's blonde or brunette yet, asks, "Who are you foosball man?" "I'm the next one baby" [Mission Impossible Theme Song...exit fade to white.] FIN |
Posted: Feb 11 2009 3:36AM
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i see u r back to smoking crack again, but arent crackheads usually skinny? im confused |
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Maybe the movie should be "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" with the theme song "Bus ride to Paradise"  . |
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Where's Chewbacca? |
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Somehow, Don Quixote comes to mind. "To dream, the impossible to dream, To score, without slopping a goal, To block, no that's too much to hope for, To be the Next One ..." Yup, definitely Don Quixote. |
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